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Part #1
The Slot Bots | Issue #1 | 27th December 2021
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I was hoping you could spare me a few moments, so that I might introduce the very first issue of our slot car and motorsport comic book compilation, where we'll pick out loads of special features from the magazines and comics of the past, add in a few little features of our own, and most importantly present the prestigious 2021 SlotRacer awards for all the very best things that we've seen in the slot car world this year."
"Aaaaaawwww man, I've told you a million times already. This just ain't gonna work Dashcam, it just ain't gonna work! It's doomed, I tells ya, DOOOOOMED!!!"
"Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning Track Call. Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? Have a little faith, baby. Have a little faith."
"Well folks, perhaps we should just leave you to make your own minds up, whilst Roxy and Track Call bicker amongst themselves about the wisdom of trusting us bots to present the most important ceremony of the year. We'll probably get it all wrong, but I hope you'll bear with us and be patient, as there as some very important awards to be presented."