Here's the stage...
We start at the top - in the car park of the Devil's Dyke pub.
Then we go down the hill, hitting the ice-effect curves - which have zero magnetic grip and a slippery surface...
After that hair-raising loss of traction, the road has its steepest gradient through the fir trees...
Round the A27 roundabout and underneath the SCX bridge, we then power along the 16-foot long straight going towards Saddlecombe.
After the long chicane, there's likely to be some traction issues - the track runs past the cat's litter tray. After use, the straight will look like something from the Acropolis rally... I will sweep up the gravel, but some dust will inevitably remain.
Round the Saddlecombe roundabout - to the left should be the villages of Poynings and Fulking... but in reality, we're in the shower room.
Back down Saddlecombe Road towards Brighton (more dust picked up on the tyres...), round the A27 roundabout and up and over the bridge...
The crest gets the little Fiat airborne at full throttle, so I'll need to watch out for that. Then it's the start of the hill proper...
... a good place for a power tap (indicated by the written-on track piece).
It gets steeper through the firs...
Really steep...
The SCX motor held the car stationary, but a standard Mabuchi starts to roll back at this point.
Lots of throttle to get up that ramp - and then it's the slippy-slidey stuff again!
A gentle crest at the top, turn right round the rally loop, and we're back at the pub...