[BAracer]

This is getting silly!

Having seen Alan's entry for the 'best in box', I spent a stupid amount of unnecessary time with the parcel tape and scissors (yes, scissors) boxing up my entry. But unlike Alan's: -

1. There is no scenery on my box. I don't do scenery, what is the point? If you want the postie to stand there admiring it and delaying it's arrival at the depot, that's up to you.

2. I have gone for the lightest packaging possible. What's the point in paying for unnecessary weight? Just went for house number and postcode for the address to save ink. Bit of a high risk strategy for a Proxy event...

3. My parcel is travelling as fast as possible to Brighton. It's only a short trip, so went for quick acceleration and braking. Haven't bothered with signatures and tracking. In my mind, that just introduces friction into the system and slows down the delivery.