[MrFlippant]

Are there not scanning services available where you drop your body off, and next day you go and collect your vector model?

I'm sure there are services out there, but certainly not like a Jiffy Lube, local to everyone in the world. If you find one, you'll likely have to ship it off to be scanned, and then wait for the original to be returned.

Let us know what you find. ;-)