[CMOTD]

I was away from home for a few days last week and was due a 48 hour tracked parcel delivery during that time so I duly went on the Royal Mail website and rescheduled it for today's date. I also added my neighbour as an alternative delivery address if I happened to be out. I received an email acknowledgement that this would be done.

Last Friday 8th, while still away, I received another email telling me that my parcel had been delivered and left in my 'safe space'  underneath the front of my car on my drive! Fortunately my neighbour spotted it before it was pinched. The Royal Mail go from bad to worse, the words 'bunk up' and 'brothel' come to mind!