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(26th-Jul-19, 12:44 PM)Fluff Wrote: If you scan a zebra in a supermarket it always comes up as a jar of mustard , nobody knows why
Yeah, I hate it when that happens...
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During a game show:
Host: Would prefer a vacation with A: Your wife or...
Contestant: B!!!
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What do you call a shark with a banjo ?
Jaws Formby...
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A South African Sign!!
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(26th-Jul-19, 05:44 PM)Scuderia_Turini Wrote: What do you call a shark with a banjo ?
Jaws Formby...
We'll let you off the musical inaccuracy
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One year at the Daytona 500 there was just one empty seat.
"Say, I've never seen an empty seat here before."
"It was my wife's but she died last week."
" I'm really sorry to hear that but couldn't you have given her ticket to a relative so it wouldn't be wasted?"
"I would have done but they are all at her funeral today."
Change venue to your sport of choice if you wish.
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What goes. I'm dreaming of a ........ KABOOM
Bang Crosby.
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A symphony director felt really depressed after a concert totally went south so he decided to commit suicide by sticking his baton in an electrical outlet....
But nothing happened..
He was a bad conductor...
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