[Gordon Steadman]

Oh well, if we are going in that direction.....



Two Jewish Mommas are sat on a park bench chatting and catching up.
One turns to the other and asks, "And how is you eldest boy, Abe doing?"
"Oi oi don't ask!" says her friend. "He is seeing an analyst to try and straighten him out. Mannie is going spare! The money; oi oi the money this costing!"
"So, what's wrong with him, already?"
"The analyst says, whatever it means, he's suffering from an Oedipus Complex!"
"Don't you worry, Darlin'! At least he loves his Momma!"