[Gordon Steadman]

then again my recent smart move in a Go Kart race resulted in me breaking the barrier that I somehow ended up being perched on top of and need 600 mg of Ibuprofen to move reliably...

You obviously belong to the same club I do.

My last race in karts found me thinking "I know everyone says you can take that corner flat but I'm so damned close, perhaps I'll give it a go" It took more than Ibuprofen to deal with the three broken ribs