[GregK]

My Dog Minton has eaten all of my shuttlecocks ...….  Bad Minton

[Gordon Steadman]

[JasonB]

There are only 10 types of people.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[Gordon Steadman]

Oh well, if we are going in that direction.....



Two Jewish Mommas are sat on a park bench chatting and catching up.
One turns to the other and asks, "And how is you eldest boy, Abe doing?"
"Oi oi don't ask!" says her friend. "He is seeing an analyst to try and straighten him out. Mannie is going spare! The money; oi oi the money this costing!"
"So, what's wrong with him, already?"
"The analyst says, whatever it means, he's suffering from an Oedipus Complex!"
"Don't you worry, Darlin'! At least he loves his Momma!"

[Gordon Steadman]

There are only 10 types of people.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Surely its..

There are 10 types of people in the world, those: Those that know binary, those that don't and those that were expecting a base-3 joke!

[Steven.G]

My wife told me to stop behaving like a flamingo, that's when I had to put my foot down.

[GregK]

Two Kingfishers sitting on a perch .......

One says to the other "'ere, can you smell fish?"

[Steven.G]

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.

[dvd3500]

Some music walked up to a door. Ones says: Hey Clef, you got the key?

[munter]

"Two peanuts went to a party, one was assaulted"
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