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26th-Jul-19, 10:06 AM
Right - lets see some ....above board jokes Tappingfoot Wrench Sun
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26th-Jul-19, 10:33 AM
I do like a good one-liner, so I always look forward to the award for funniest joke of the Edinburgh Festival fringe. This was my favourite from the 2018 shortlist...


Quote:I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts.

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26th-Jul-19, 11:22 AM
I was in a bar during the  Edinburgh Festival Fringe and there was a guy drinking battery acid and another guy eating firework rockets..
The police were called and they charged one guy and let the other off.
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26th-Jul-19, 11:49 AM
A man walks into a bar......

He shout's "Ouch!!"
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26th-Jul-19, 12:10 PM
I hope die in my sleep like my grandpa and not yelling and screaming like the rest of the people in the car he was driving...
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26th-Jul-19, 12:36 PM
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything ,but they left exact replicas.
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26th-Jul-19, 12:38 PM
I have a paranoid retriever ,he brings back everything !!
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26th-Jul-19, 12:39 PM
Zebras at Edinburgh Zoo:

   
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26th-Jul-19, 12:44 PM
If you scan a zebra in a supermarket it always comes up as a jar of mustard , nobody knows why
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26th-Jul-19, 01:27 PM
Did you know that two in every one person is schizophrenic?
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