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16th-Feb-20, 11:54 AM
Sometimes I find myself musing over the great unanswered questions of our time:
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
Why is there only one word for Thesaurus?
If a pork butcher sells dead pigs then what does a family butcher sell?
Who did kill the deputy if Bob Marley and Eric Clapton only shot the sheriff?
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Groan.
Bored today
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Not so much bored as between things.
I meant to go to the Milton Keynes swapmeet today but storm Dennis put paid to that as I wasn't doing a 90 mile round trip with the wind howling like a banshee. I retrieved the wheelie bin from the garden pond, had a full English for breakfast then watched yesterday's Xfinity race instead. That leaves a big gap till 7PM when the Daytona 500 starts and I can spend 5 happy hours sat in front of the TV with a cold Bud or three and several hotdogs.
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"Why is there only one word for Thesaurus?"
Actually we called it a synonym dictionary ....
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(16th-Feb-20, 02:51 PM)CMOTD Wrote: ...... had a full English for breakfast .........
Was he tasty ?
Did you leave any for the missus ?
How would you compare the taste to say . . . . . A heather fed Highlander, or a Brittanic from Rennes ? [with and without the galletes]
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