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RE: Jokes - dvd3500 - 30th-Jul-19
Not so much a joke but a true story: While visiting relatives in western Pennsylvania my cousin to me says "you guys is rich" .
I kind of look at him funny as my family had had some very hard times financially.
"What makes you say that?" I asked.
"You guys got more than 2 cars."
I thought it over and it was true, because of the way things worked out we came in 2 cars to visit and we had said we would buy my sister a a car when she turned 16. We were also just waiting for a loan to be another car, which he must have interpreted as us owning it already.
So I looked around and saw nearly every drive-way had 3-4 cars in the driveway and said:
"Well so do you guys."
"Yeah... but all yours run!"
RE: Jokes - Fluff - 1st-Aug-19
I'm fed up being told that I have to change my password , I've had to rename the dog four times now!!
RE: Jokes - dvd3500 - 2nd-Aug-19
Why do movies on TV sometimes say "modified to fit your screen"? How do they know how big my TV is?!
RE: Jokes - Gordon Steadman - 4th-Aug-19
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
RE: Jokes - Gordon Steadman - 21st-Aug-19
I've always hated the thought of going on holiday in a caravan! This is what they see as fun in China!
RE: Jokes - Fluff - 2nd-Apr-20
A guy on a tractor went passed me shouting " the end of the world is nigh " I think it was farmer Gedden !!!
Steve
RE: Jokes - Fluff - 2nd-Apr-20
Before the invention of the crowbar ,crows used to drink at home!
Steve
RE: Jokes - Savage GT - 2nd-Apr-20
I guess China finaly got what they wanted .....
They managed to coronise the world.
RE: Jokes - Savage GT - 2nd-Apr-20
An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, “I’ve let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?”
The husband says, “Change the battery in your hearing aid".
RE: Jokes - Savage GT - 2nd-Apr-20
Today I shouted “Cow!” to a woman riding a bike.
She gave me the finger, then she ran into a cow. Oh well,I tried.