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RE: Jokes - Scuderia_Turini - 26th-Jul-19

(26th-Jul-19, 12:44 PM)Fluff Wrote:  If you scan a zebra in a supermarket it always comes up as a jar of mustard , nobody knows why

Yeah, I hate it when that happens...

Leo

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RE: Jokes - dvd3500 - 26th-Jul-19

During a game show:
Host: Would prefer a vacation with A: Your wife or...
Contestant: B!!!

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RE: Jokes - Scuderia_Turini - 26th-Jul-19

What do you call a shark with a banjo ?






Jaws Formby...

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RE: Jokes - Anthony B - 26th-Jul-19

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A South African Sign!!

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RE: Jokes - Anthony B - 26th-Jul-19

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RE: Jokes - Gordon Steadman - 26th-Jul-19

(26th-Jul-19, 05:44 PM)Scuderia_Turini Wrote:  What do you call a shark with a banjo ?






Jaws Formby...

We'll let you off the musical inaccuracy

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RE: Jokes - CMOTD - 26th-Jul-19

One year at the Daytona 500 there was just one empty seat.

"Say, I've never seen an empty seat here before."

"It was my wife's but she died last week."

" I'm really sorry to hear that but couldn't you have given her ticket to a relative so it wouldn't be wasted?"

"I would have done but they are all at her funeral today."


Change venue to your sport of choice if you wish.

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RE: Jokes - Fluff - 27th-Jul-19

What goes. I'm dreaming of a ........ KABOOM 
Bang Crosby.

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RE: Jokes - Anthony B - 27th-Jul-19

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RE: Jokes - dvd3500 - 28th-Jul-19

A symphony director felt really depressed after a concert totally went south so he decided to commit suicide by sticking his baton in an electrical outlet....
But nothing happened..
He was a bad conductor...

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