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Jokes - Anthony B - 26th-Jul-19

Right - lets see some ....above board jokes

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RE: Jokes - woodcote - 26th-Jul-19

I do like a good one-liner, so I always look forward to the award for funniest joke of the Edinburgh Festival fringe. This was my favourite from the 2018 shortlist...

Quote:I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts.

Darren Walsh

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RE: Jokes - Scuderia_Turini - 26th-Jul-19

I was in a bar during the  Edinburgh Festival Fringe and there was a guy drinking battery acid and another guy eating firework rockets..
The police were called and they charged one guy and let the other off.

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RE: Jokes - Wraith - 26th-Jul-19

A man walks into a bar......

He shout's "Ouch!!"

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RE: Jokes - dvd3500 - 26th-Jul-19

I hope die in my sleep like my grandpa and not yelling and screaming like the rest of the people in the car he was driving...

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RE: Jokes - Fluff - 26th-Jul-19

Thieves broke into my house and stole everything ,but they left exact replicas.

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RE: Jokes - Fluff - 26th-Jul-19

I have a paranoid retriever ,he brings back everything !!

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RE: Jokes - Scuderia_Turini - 26th-Jul-19

Zebras at Edinburgh Zoo:

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RE: Jokes - Fluff - 26th-Jul-19

If you scan a zebra in a supermarket it always comes up as a jar of mustard , nobody knows why

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RE: Jokes - Gordon Steadman - 26th-Jul-19

Did you know that two in every one person is schizophrenic?

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